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and the reason why is because you know i'll make it look good. i can magic mike the hell outta stuff.
on my way.
[Fifteen minutes later, Major's at Liv's door, adjusting the bright red bra he's got on underneath his tshirt. God, this sucks. Why do women wear these? They're too tight and they chafe and they hurt. Jesus.
After some disgruntled adjusting, he finally knocks.]
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Date: 2017-11-26 04:41 am (UTC)awww yeah.
and the reason why is because you know i'll make it look good. i can magic mike the hell outta stuff.
on my way.
[Fifteen minutes later, Major's at Liv's door, adjusting the bright red bra he's got on underneath his tshirt. God, this sucks. Why do women wear these? They're too tight and they chafe and they hurt. Jesus.
After some disgruntled adjusting, he finally knocks.]