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[mare_liberum]

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[livemoore]

Was it something with the word 'duty' in the title?

And it's expensive because women are suckers who just wanna see the way your face looks when we're wearing those things. It's pretty worth it.

[majorlyugh]

......... maybe.

do i make the right sort of face? Is this the kind of face you're going for?

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[livemoore]

[ She has to take about five minutes to recover from that, honestly. Damn, she loves him. ]

You know, that's the perfect face. Bring me back my goods, and maybe I'll thank you in person.

[majorlyugh]

what if i show up wearing said goods?

does that get me more or fewer points?

[livemoore]

I honestly had to think about this for a second. But you know what?

more points. I don't know why.

[majorlyugh]

[Major sends over a gif to show his excitement.]

awww yeah.

and the reason why is because you know i'll make it look good. i can magic mike the hell outta stuff.

on my way.

[Fifteen minutes later, Major's at Liv's door, adjusting the bright red bra he's got on underneath his tshirt. God, this sucks. Why do women wear these? They're too tight and they chafe and they hurt. Jesus.

After some disgruntled adjusting, he finally knocks.]